Shoes for Sale – Smile!

This is a real e-mail I got at work. Left me in stitches and I thought it would be selfish not to share it with fellow bloggers. I think this guy has humorous writing potential, don’t you! Next time I list something for sale on Ebay, maybe I should consider his approach. πŸ™‚

  • Shiny black high-heeled shoes – they look like three-inch heels to me
  • Size 6 (or 39 if you’re a European)
  • Branded as β€œFiore” (a Matalan own-brand)
  • Made in China
  • Previously worn by a lady and never worn by me, honest
  • Left under my desk by a former employee who doesn’t want them any more because they β€œdidn’t really fit her”
  • Very good condition for that reason
  • Free to a good home (or even a bad one – keep your pet hamsters in them if you want, I really don’t care)

To be collected from the Timetabling, Exams and Course Records office.

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