Angelina Pelova (AKA Angie K)

Shoes for Sale – Smile!

This is a real e-mail I got at work. Left me in stitches and I thought it would be selfish not to share it with fellow bloggers. I think this guy has humorous writing potential, don’t you! Next time I list something for sale on Ebay, maybe I should consider his approach. 🙂

  • Shiny black high-heeled shoes – they look like three-inch heels to me
  • Size 6 (or 39 if you’re a European)
  • Branded as “Fiore” (a Matalan own-brand)
  • Made in China
  • Previously worn by a lady and never worn by me, honest
  • Left under my desk by a former employee who doesn’t want them any more because they “didn’t really fit her”
  • Very good condition for that reason
  • Free to a good home (or even a bad one – keep your pet hamsters in them if you want, I really don’t care)

To be collected from the Timetabling, Exams and Course Records office.

Published by Angelina Pelova (AKA Angie K)

I am a modern-day Amazon woman who chose to make my life experiences an inspiration for others who go through similar struggles to mine: height-related, or mental health related. As a blogger, I’ve been working in the niche market of tall people’s specific needs and struggles, providing support for the tall community with articles on a range of topics. My blogging experience has given me the inspiration to take this work to another level by putting it into a book that is the work of my life, to reach and empower more people through my life lessons that I’ve learned not always the easy way - so you don’t have to!

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  15. There used to be an intranet page at work for staff to flog stuff on. There was this guy who would advertise stuff like: 1 pair shoelaces, used but in good condition, 90cms, black. £1.50. No haggling.
    He always added that to every item. A friend and colleague used to delight in emailing offering less than the asking price.
    Thanks for reminding me with your funny post!

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